Funny Religion

Christian Teachers

How many of you enjoyed your school life? How many of you enjoyed being yelled at, disciplined, and punished by teachers for "acting smart?" Because of my hemophilia, I rarely ever went to school. It's kind of a blessing that way haha. Having hemophilia, I'd constantly be sick. More often than not, I found myself at home rather than at school. That being said, I've recently experienced something...

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Religion Problem #4

Ah, it's that time of the week again! The time where I quit complaining about my hemophilia in a blog post! The time where I get religious people all fired up, driving them to grind their teeth at me, to try and take advantage of my hemophilia, and to try and end my life because I make fun of them while they take themselves so seriously: It's funny religion time! Today's post revolves around one of the biggest,...

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Jesus and Nuts

I'm a Christian, you're a Christian. If there's one thing that makes me want to take advantage of my hemophilia and kill myself, it's dealing with self righteous, sick, annoying, vile, filthy, legalistic, fundamentalist, religious people. For the love of unsaved folks you are supposed to be leading to God, please,  please do not be a nut. I love this sign, it says it all: Jesus wants spiritual...

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The Christian Honda

Hi, religious people! Hello, Mr. Serious Christian! How's life? How are you? Is your neck stiffer than before? I think you'll enjoy this. You may try to take advantage of my hemophilia and end my life, but I'm pretty sure you'll enjoy this. Look what I found! Hahaha! Isn't that so funny? He said it himself! Jesus, the founder of the Christian faith, totally drove a Honda! He said so himself!...

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Funny Religion

I'm starting a series of posts that will run throughout the life of my blog. Or throughout the life of me. This series might be controversial and annoying toward many fundamentalist baptist church pastors, but I have hemophilia. So if it's controversial, don't worry: it might not last that long. This series is titled "Funny Religion." Why? Because most folks, especially those that wear the badge...

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